Showing posts with label Thailand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thailand. Show all posts

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

VERISIMILITUDE:Harry Nicolaides The offensive passage quote(illegal for them to repeat the passage)



According to news reports, the offensive passage in Verisimilitude amounts to three sentences that concern the romantic life of an unnamed crown prince
."From King Rama to the Crown Prince, the nobility was renowned for
their romantic entanglements and intrigues. The Crown Prince had
many wives "major and minor "with a coterie of concubines for
entertainment. One of his recent wives was exiled with her entire
family, including a son they conceived together, for an undisclosed
indiscretion. He subsequently remarried with another woman and
fathered another child. It was rumoured that if the prince fell in
love with one of his minor wives and she betrayed him, she and her
family would disappear with their name, familial lineage and all
vestiges of their existence expunged forever."
As reporters covering Nicolaides were warned that it would be just as illegal for them to repeat the passage as it was for him to publish it, news reports I've seen don't say what the disrespectful sentences are. They do say that the law Nicolaides broke has never been invoked by the royal family itself, always by government officials who say the offense puts national security at risk.
Why? Because Thai democracy is constantly falling apart and being patched back together, and the near universal reverence in which the Thai people hold their King Bhumibol Adulyadej, 81, has been deemed indispensable to keeping the country in one piece. Here's blogger Sean Nelson, an American who's taught in Thailand, calling Nicolaides a "fool," adding, "To openly publish such a book and remain in Thailand is asking for trouble."

Nelson continues, "If you do some research on the life of King Bhumibol, you'll see a great man. He's used his ancient powers to up-lift (in a close and personal way) impoverished rural Thais. He took a strong interest in up-lifting the far North of his nation out of suffering and opium-growing. Coffee is now the thriving crop and the land is ideal for it. Not only has he crossed boundaries by allowing commoners to openly look at him, but also to lay hands on him (laugh if you will, but it's a profound symbol.) Considering the culture to which he belongs, he has been a strong force for liberty and equality in Thailand. And, in my possibly wrong opinion, expatriates who under-mine the royal family or the crown prince shit where they sleep."Which, from the descriptions of prison life in Bangkok, might be what Harry Nicolaides will be doing for the next three years. Unless the king pardons him -- and given the king's forgiving history with a law he has said he personally regrets, this is an outcome that's not only possible but even, we must hope, likely.
There are bloggers who maintain that Verisimilitude is so obscure they question whether the book actually exists. They seem to be looking for reasons not to sympathize with Nicolaides. But here's a post from the Akha Heritage Foundation (the Akha are a tribe who live in the hills of northern Thailand) that not only claims the book exists but reviews it, calling it a "trenchant commentary on the political and social life of contemporary Thailand....Savage, ruthless and unforgiving, VERISIMILITUDE pulls away the mask of benign congeniality that Thailand has disguised itself with for decades and reveals a people who are obsessed with Western affluence and materialism and who trade their cultural integrity and personal honour for the baubles of Babylonian America." Then the post prints what it claims is an excerpt from Nicolaides's book, an excerpt describing the romantic exploits of a crown prince. Read it if you dare, but then don't plan a vacation to Thailand.The Akha Heritage Foundation post says, "Write the Thai Government, the Australian Government, and demand his release." That would be a welcome development, and I'm not sure their post brings it any closer.

Saturday, 6 September 2008

Who is Harry Nicolaides (aka King Kong) ?


Harry Nicolaides (aka King Kong) latest appointment as senior lecturer in social psychology at the Prince of Songkla University was the result of an extensive email campaign before he left shores in the Antipodes in July 2003. Joseph Goebbels, German Nazi leader and the minister for propaganda in the Third Reich, would have been proud of the mass dissemination of my CV to most educational institutions in Thailand. My CV may have even crossed the desk of a few paramilitary organisations and revolutionary groups on the border of Thailand and Burma. My anarchic tendencies would have made these applications ill fated as even terrorists are inclined towards petty officialdom. Notwithstanding the loss of these fertile opportunities as a writer I have managed to transform the current position at the university into a great source of inspiration for my students and myself. I just hope Identity fraud is not a serious crime in Thailand...
Garry Ridler, a friend from Australia was visiting Phuket as a tourist. I managed to convince him to assume my identity for the first lecture to the 120 students in the course of social psychology at the university. We had him tailored beautifully at Raymond’s on Rat-U-Thit Road, Patong Beach in a tattersall check shirt woven from Egyptian cotton with a silk, blue paisley tie and navy coloured, pleated trousers. As he stands nearly six feet 4 and is a man of generous girth the figure he cast was imposing. I briefed him on the subject matter and gave him an impressive resume which he noted on an overhead projector to the compliant audience of students in the massive university auditorium. PhD from Cambridge University, Doctoral thesis on psychoanalytic theory, Chairman of psychologists at Oxford University, author of two definitive textbooks in the field: Psychology and Society, 1987, 10th edition, Prentice Hall and Sociocultural Theories in the Modern World, 1962. None of the students recognised that as Garry looks about forty years old a book published in 1962 would make him somewhat of a child prodigy.
Garry spoke authoritatively about nothing for some time while all students paid meticulous attention and wrote copious lecture notes on the rambling dissertation. When I arrived and introduced myself as the course lecturer challenging Garry’s position an incredulous student remarked that Garry looked more credible than I did! In fact some thought I was his son! The exercise was an object lesson in the fallibility of human perception in the field of social psychology. Lecture number one was a resounding success. In the second lecture I presented a multiple-choice test which included the following question:
Behaviourism was developed through the empirical experiments of Ian Pavlov and
A. A dog that would salivate at the sound of a ringing bell
B. A monkey that would juggle coloured balls
C. A buffalo that could dance the Tango
D. A chicken that could sing the national anthem
One student circled D. This student has obviously been witness to the most astonishing case of identity fraud the world has ever seen (a man pretending to be a chicken)……. Now where did I put that gorilla suit……?

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